All right. I'm a bitch.

Oh, not all the time, and certainly not to everyone. Co-workers nicknamed me BitchTech, a nick I use with much amusement. The love of my life described me as, "subtle femininity with just the right amount of ruthless bitch." If anyone would know, he would.

Okay, so I do tend to be perky on occasion, but so what? If you can have perky goths, you can have perky bitches, and I'm one of them. Bitches. Not goths.

And what makes me think I'm a bitch?

I am very opinionated, and I'm a passionate woman who tends to get all fired up about stuff, particularly stuff which annoys me. I then have the audacity to actually say what's on my mind or express my irritation and other emotions. I also refuse to be put into a neat little category or be defined by my gender, my age, my parental status, my nationality, my race, my sexual orientation, or any other single facet of myself. I am unique, and I expect to be treated that way.

This, as far as I can tell, makes me a bitch, at least in the opinion of most of the people who have called me that over the years.

Things are added to this site as time, inspiration, and irritation permit, purely on my eccentric whim. (That's another thing which makes me a bitch, apparently; I do things on my desire rather than everyone else's.)

So that's the deal. Still wanna stick around? Yes? Well, okay. But don't say I didn't warn you. Oh, and do keep in mind that I only want to express my own opinions. I don't necessarily care about changing anyone else's...

• Ignorance, Vegemite, and Anti-Americanism (2006)
• Stupid People Piss Me Off (2006)
• Rudeness and Service Industries (2005)
• That's Your Opinion (2005)
• It's Not Fair (2005)
• Fear (2004)
• Fir Humilation Rituals (2003)
• All the Difference (2003)
• If you're fat and you know it, sue McDonald's (2002)
• Why I Hate Stupid People (2002)
• Thoughts on Fatness (2002)
• Quality (2001)
• Women and Expectations (2001)
• The International Academy of WHAT? (2001)
• Righteous Indignation (2001)
• Just the Net (2000)
• Bitchy Comebacks (2000)
• Child Safe (1999)
• A View of the Flock (1999)
• Conformity (1999)
• Men Jokes (1998)
• Trendiness (1998)
• I AM (1998)

Just in case you want more bitchiness (and who doesn't?), try some of these links:

One Opinionated Bitch

I think the title is self-explanatory, don't you?

Helen, Sweetheart of the Internet

Well, she's not exactly a bitch, but she does have an attitude, and she's a girlgeek. Since I suffered occasionally from people who thought I had Lackadick Syndrome (i.e., she doesn't have a penis, so she can't be a real technician), I particularly like this episode.

Planet Egomania

Princess Natalie's cruel and theortically funny take on life.

The Misanthropic Bitch

This young woman has some really interesting things to say. You may not like some (okay, most) of them, but they certainly are interesting...

Bitch Test

Not sure how bitchy you are? Take the test and find out!

I am 50% Asshole/Bitch.

I am abrasive, some people really hate me, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that I can hang out with and get me. Everybody else? Fuck ‘em.

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