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"Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish."
- Euripides
 

The "spam poetry" is contructed from real unsolicited commercial bulk email caught in my spam filter. I use only the subject lines, one per line, and exactly as I received them. I think of it as recycling, in the fine tradition of turning refuse into art. Or something.



 
A self-discovery spam poem
Fri, 11 Jul 08

The redhead looked around
For Herself
Worthy to be noticed
she deserves this
The age of miracles is not past
You won't beleive the gold I found!

 
 
Magickal Spam Poem
Wed, 17 Oct 07

Pen to wand
I fear he will.
Magic is real
Make your secret wishes come true!

 
 
A Mystical Spam Poem
Mon, 09 Jul 07

Believers
As unicorn as catnip
Rare as walking on water
As fiery
To the dragonhead
Yes you have been.
Show me now

 
 
A dark spam poem
Mon, 11 Sep 06

unbelievable
fortune
are you still apprehensive?
maybe
You'll need this
searching
straggle
marginal
and fell asleep without
regret

 
 
In honour of ten years of love
Tue, 06 Jun 06

My Dear
Your Kind Attention
the best i found
you are the one and only
the love of your life is waiting for you
Much much happier today

 
 
Spam Fortune Cookie
Thu, 20 Oct 05

Evil-wishers are always around to spread rumors.

 
 
A Spam Poem: Identity and Madness
Wed, 19 Oct 05

no insanity in the
madhouse
windward conspiracy
imagine what I can show you!
Logo and Identity
Please don't forget
Be happy

 
 
A Spam Poem about Brotherhood
Sun, 12 Jun 05

is my sister hurting
is his brother still in pain
Try this for a change
truce
pain is killing you
Ah, yes, yes, yes,
listen to this

 
 
Holiday Spam Poetry
Sun, 12 Jun 05

Little magic. Perfect weekends.
You like Them
Feel Energized
Feel good
What do you have to lose?

 
 
Transcendent Spam Poetry
Wed, 22 Dec 04

Silence fell. By now
translucent
Gifts from heaven
burnt-edged pages. It was
Delight Shock
the most complicated questions
Bring sunshine into your life.

 
 
Spam Poem: Disillusioned
Sat, 18 Dec 04

indiscriminate Appointments
Unfaithful bitches
Does money motivate you
remember your teen years?
You fell in love from the first sight?
dispelled
disillusioned
how did this happen

 
 
Hopeful spam poetry
Fri, 13 Aug 04

I know what you dream of
I want to dream with you
Can you let me in your heart?
I need someone to share with
let me help you
dream

 
 
Spam joke poem
Fri, 13 Aug 04

Don't be fooled by others!
We fool you better than anyone!

 
 
Surreal spam poem
Thu, 29 Jul 04

the simple plan worked bert consensus
cargo bay lunatics
and smoke. Someone managed,
rerouting clement centipede
ersatz
accusative
I've had enough of your bullshit

 
 
Rejection via spam poetry
Thu, 15 Jul 04

Can you make me want your love?
you cant be serious
message
I thought i should let you in on something
no, its not gonna happen
Sorry

 
 
A spam poem about friendship
Thu, 08 Jul 04

Dear friend
How are you?
long time no see
are you doing ok?
Need a helping hand?
here it is
friend

 
 
A wistful spam poem
Tue, 06 Jul 04

Once upon a time. you rocked my world.
My legs went soft on our first kiss.
you looked so cute
I just couldnt stop. Once upon a time.

 
 
A Zen spam poem
Wed, 30 Jun 04

even a mouse knows success requires action
a mouse takes action

 
 
A spam poetry about enjoyment
Sun, 27 Jun 04

enjoy life
Just take a look
you happy? swirly
funnystuff.
Bed Of Roses
Freedom at last

 
 
A spam poem about uncertainty
Wed, 16 Jun 04

is it you, Gloria?
is it really you?
Can you be trusted??
acrimony
antic
Dont let me down

 
 
A spam poem about relationships
Wed, 16 Jun 04

never run out again! divert
Home is where the heart is
I need you here
Take a breather
I Will Still Love You

 
 
An erotic spam poem
Fri, 11 Jun 04

Tomrrow night
Walk nude and be proud of your growth
please bring your lotions
we have the medicine you need
the food of the gods!

 
 
First Spam Poetry
Sat, 05 Jun 04

let me show you heathen inscrutable
burial
geodetic
inaccessible
What every man should know!