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The Secret of Writing Bizarre and Amusing Headlines
Thu, 10 Jul 08

Yesterday, I came across this entry at CopyBlogger about writing great headlines for your blog. While I found it quite interesting, I admit that I didn't think most of them would work for my personal blog.

I showed it to Andrew, and he and I had a bit of a giggle with it, using a title for an upcoming article he intends to right about deriving approximations for transcendental functions (yes, it's geeky, and no, I have no clue what it is, but it was really funny). So he suggested I try it with some title from my blog. I had a look and decided on: "I nearly wet myself laughing"

Who Else Wants to Wet Themselves Laughing?

The Secret of Wetting Yourself Laughing

Here is a Method That is Helping My Readers to Wet Themselves Laughing

Little Known Ways to Wet Yourself Laughing

Get Rid of Wet Knickers from Laughing Too Hard Once and For All

Here's a Quick Way to Wet Yourself Laughing

Now You Can Have Wet Knickers from Laughing

Wet Yourself Laughing like Me

Have Wet Knickers You Can Be Proud Of

What Everybody Ought to Know About Wetting Yourself Laughing

But wait! There's more! CopyBlogger offers 7 More Sure-Fire Headline TemplatesThat Work!

Give Me a Great Laugh and I'll Give You Wet Knickers

If You Don't Wet Yourself Laughing Now, You'll Hate Yourself Later

The Lazy Laughers Way to Wetting Themselves

Do You Recognize the Early Warning Signs of Wetting Yourself Laughing?

See How Easily You Can Wet Yourself Laughing

Do You Make These Mistakes while Wetting Yourself Laughing?

That was fun. And silly. It's clear I have too much time on my hands (and it's ticking away, ticking away, for me, I've been listening to Styx lately, can you tell? No? Then you should see my upcoming article What Everyone Should Know About the Lyrics of Styx!).

I hate to think what sort of weird fetish searchers are now going to hit this page once it gets into the search engines. Perhaps I should mention spanking, just for good measure....? (Sorry to disappoint you if you came here looking for fetish material. Unless you're into BBW redheads, you're out of luck, I'm afraid, and even then, there's nothing all that interesting here about this particular BBW redhead, from a fetish point of view...)