Insert religious groups of your choice
Wed, 12 Dec 07
Wed, 12 Dec 07
This guy's sitting on an airplane and the old man next to him pulls out a giant, leatherbound King James Version Scofield Reference Guide Study Bible. Guy says, "Wow, that's a huge Bible, I take it you're a Christian, too?"
Old man says, "I am a Southern Baptist. What are you?"
Guy says, "United Methodist."
"I see," the old man says disdainfully, wrinkling his nose.
"What?" the guy says, "You think only Baptists are going to Heaven?"
"No, of course not," the old man says. "Not all Baptists."
