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"Rhetorical questions don't really have answers. Or do they?"
- B. E. Hall
A good design....
Thu, 28 Apr 05 ...is a joy forever. I have been known to bitch here about the incompetence of some so-called "web designers", i.e., folks who really don't know that they're doing and turn out all manner of crap websites while actually daring to charge people for it. Well, today I want to reverse that. We host and maintain a pro bono site on our server (I won't say what site for privacy reasons, but it's a cause near to my heart), and we're currently totally revamping it. It had previously been on a phpNuke setup because it's a community site with interactive features, and phpNuke had those features. However, phpNuke is a HUGE pain in the arse to customize, and it was a pain to upgrade (because there was so much custom code) and, well, the opportunity sort of arose that we could redo this client site (and they are clients, pro bono or not) with a different system and so we are. We're moving it to Mambo in case you're interested, because Mambo does everything they need, is quite robust, is really easy to customize, and, well, I just like it a lot, and it turns out you can actually import your phpNuke database into Mambo, so how cool is that? ANYway... In the process of setting up the template for the new site, I went to this client's main site (the static website, which is on another server) and used that as the base. Someone else designed it, apparently also pro bono. Now, I've always thought the site was very attractive and well put-together, but in actually converting it for use in Mambo I have to say, whoever did the site design was good. Really good. Seriously good, as in, so good I've learned a few things from examining and adapting the code. That's not meant to sound like I'm some omnipotent goddess of web design, because I surely am not, but I do know quite a bit and it's always a really nice surprise to see excellently designed code and learn from it. Mmmmm. So, while I'll probably never know who designed that site, I want to send them blessings and happy smiles, because their code is just so beautiful. It's a real pleasure to see competent, talented designers, let alone to take apart their code. Yay for you, whoever you are. Sort of a review
Wed, 27 Apr 05 I just finished reading an Ann Rice novel. I'm not sure why I do this periodically. Well, yes, I do. I like some of her work. She's exquisitely good at painting a vivid picture of periods in history, and I'm quite captivated by that sometimes. I liked Cry to Heaven, although I could have done without the graphic sex scenes which weren't, in my opinion, very sexy anyway, and the story sagged in the middle. I also liked Servant of the Bones very much, although there was a "loose end" that bothered me and which was never tied up and explained. I might like the Mayfair Witches stories, because they're not about vampires. In fact, the book I just finished was about a Mayfair, but it wasn't "the Mayfairs". I didn't realize that it was actually pretty much a vampire story. I'm going to say it right now, I really don't much care for Ann's vampires (yeah, I know, a million Ann Rice fans are going to descend upon me in a fury, but we like what we like, what can I say?). Partly, the very idea of being trapped on this earth in an immortal body, unable to leave... that's pretty horrible to me. The idea of immortality on earth is just... Well, let's just say that I cherish my mortality, and I'm glad to know that someday, eventually, I'll die. It's probably kind of weird, but that's how I feel about it. I'm not suicidal or anything, but the sure knowledge that eventually I will, absolutely, die, is comforting on a lot of levels. Partly, the eroticism of drinking blood is... okay, I'm not sure if she intends it to be erotic, but I'm pretty sure she does, and if so, that's just weird. I can see it as a metaphor for loving someone "to death", but... I dunno. Vampires, even ones who only kill evildoers, that just seems pretty unappealing to me. Anyway, the book I just read was Merrick, which, for the most part, I did enjoy. The voodoo elements were fascinating, and, as usual, the portrait the author paints of New Orleans is enticing, as are some of the descriptions she gives of other locations in the book. I can't say I was thrilled to listen to Louis being morose (as usual) or Lestat being... well, Lestat... but overall the book was all right. I kind of read them in spite of the many parts I really don't like that much, because the strength of the author's descriptions make it worth it for me. So, well, if you're an Ann Rice fan who adores Lestat et al, I do apologize if I've offended your sensibilities. I don't hate Ann's books (I wouldn't have read more than two if that were the case), but I always come away from reading them with a sort of less-than-satisfied feeling, which is certainly subjective. I DO wish she'd write more stuff along the lines of Servant of the Bones or Memnoch the Devil (which I liked in spite of Lestat and in spite of the rather icky menstrual thing toward the end, ugh). I think I really will have to investigate the books that deal specifically with Aaron and the Mayfair Witches. I suspect I'd like them more than the vampire ones... That's Your Opinion
Sat, 23 Apr 05 In a discussion one day not so long ago, someone said to me, "Well, that's your opinion..." To which I might say... Why, yes, yes it is. I have an entire collection of them, and they're all mine. I don't necessarily think they're better than other people's opinions (although many of them are quite well-considered), and I've been known to change them when sufficient evidence persuades me to do so, but, basically, my opinions are mine, and I voice them as such. From time to time, when I have an unformed opinion because I lack the scientific, technical, or other knowledge to form one, I will accept that the opinions of experts may be valid, and I may even repeat or cite those expert opinions, but I never claim those opinions as my own. When I was younger and much more unsure of myself and much less able to form opinions (at least, unable to form opinions with much substance), I did, indeed, frequently take other people's opinions and claim they were my own, but now that I've lived a reasonably long time and had lots and lots of life experience both good and bad, I find that forming my own opinions is much more comfortable and satisfying, and is preferable to adopting the opinions of others (although, at times my opinions may agree in whole or in part with those of others, through coincidence, shared life experiences, or other means). Yes, it is my opinion. And your point is? Far out!
Wed, 20 Apr 05
The Unnatural Enquirer
Wed, 20 Apr 05 Perspiring Minds Want To Know! I was particularly amused by Evil on a Budget: How to threaten the free world on fifty dollars a day Movable Type Caution
Wed, 20 Apr 05 Okay, our server was compromised yesterday and after doing a lot of log analysis and other stuff, it seems they somehow managed to run a script on or through mt-comments.cgi, despite the fact that I've installed the plugin to prevent spam being sent through it, and despite the fact that no blog has it enabled (as far as I'm aware). I've done a Google search on this and so far I can't find any references to any security issues, but it may be a new exploit. Anyway, it might be a good idea to rename your mt-comments.cgi to something else, if you use MT. Even if comments aren't enabled and you've installed the plugin thingy patch, there may be a vulnerability there, and better safe than sorry. Movable Type Caution
Wed, 20 Apr 05 Okay, our server was compromised yesterday and after doing a lot of log analysis and other stuff, it seems they somehow managed to run a script on or through mt-comments.cgi, despite the fact that I've installed the plugin to prevent spam being sent through it, and despite the fact that no blog has it enabled (as far as I'm aware). I've done a Google search on this and so far I can't find any references to any security issues, but it may be a new exploit. Anyway, it might be a good idea to rename your mt-comments.cgi to something else, if you use MT. Even if comments aren't enabled and you've installed the plugin thingy patch, there may be a vulnerability there, and better safe than sorry. Movable Type Caution
Wed, 20 Apr 05 Okay, our server was compromised yesterday and after doing a lot of log analysis and other stuff, it seems they somehow managed to run a script on or through mt-comments.cgi, despite the fact that I've installed the plugin to prevent spam being sent through it, and despite the fact that no blog has it enabled (as far as I'm aware). I've done a Google search on this and so far I can't find any references to any security issues, but it may be a new exploit. Anyway, it might be a good idea to rename your mt-comments.cgi to something else, if you use MT. Even if comments aren't enabled and you've installed the plugin thingy patch, there may be a vulnerability there, and better safe than sorry. CDC: Dangers of being overweight overstated
Wed, 20 Apr 05 A curse on whomever did this
Tue, 19 Apr 05 I really did put a curse on the script kiddy who managed to screw up our web partition. If some things on this domain are a little odd (such as the several missing albums in the photo gallery) and other of our domains are not available, this is why. We're cleaning up the considerable damage done by a malicious script kiddy, who will, I hope, rot in the eternal torment of a self-constructed hell. I have a life, and there are photos to prove it
Sun, 17 Apr 05 I just uploaded a number of new pictures to my Picture Gallery. Details there as to what was added and where. LOL!
Sat, 16 Apr 05 It's pretty rare that I actually find spam funny, but just now in my spam filter I saw this: Makes you great in bed. Now all you have to do is get laid. Two new quotes....
Wed, 13 Apr 05 ...both by Robert A. Heinlein: Nursing does not diminish the beauty of a womans breasts; it enhances their charm by making them look
lived in and happy.
- Robert A. Heinlein
"Most people can't think, most of the remainder won't think, the small fraction who do think mostly
can't do it very well. The extremely tiny fraction who think regularly, accurately, creatively, and without self-delusion-
in the long run these are the only people who count..."
- Robert A. Heinlein
Like I'm hoarding secret information or something?
Tue, 12 Apr 05 First, please take a few minutes and go and visit my unicorns site. It's not too terribly big, won't take you long to check it out. Just take note of the information there and the various links. Okay? I'll wait. Done? Okay. Now. Read this email: hi do you have any infoon if unicorns Note that the unicorn site DOES have links, including a link to an entire essay on the unicorn in the King James version of the Bible, and a whole page of links to external sites, AND that I say right on the main page what my opinion is of the physical reality of unicorns. I get mail like this periodically. I just wonder what they think... Do they believe I've got a vault of top secret evidence for or against the physical reality of unicorns and that if they just email me, I'll share the docutments with them? Do they not know how to follow a link? Do they not know how to READ?! I'm just wondering... New Licenseware Template: Wedding Pearls
Tue, 12 Apr 05 I don't work with photographs that much, but the one I used for my latest page template release was just too pretty to resist. The design is called Wedding Pearls, by the way. Alleged email spammer raided in Perth
Mon, 11 Apr 05 Royal Wedding
Sun, 10 Apr 05 I admit it, I was a Diana (as in "princess") fan. Yes, I know she was a very dysfunctional person, and she had some huge personality flaws, but maybe that's part of why I liked her. When she died, I cried and cried (although, let's face it, I was rather seriously mentally ill at that time, so that was part of why I cried so much, as my emotions were so very raw then). So when Charles finally married the woman he's been unable to keep his hands off, despite both of them being married to other people, I wasn't particularly interested. I do see the romance of it, with them finally being able to be together in every way after all these years, yadda yadda yadda, but really, I don't care that much one way or the other. I didn't watch the royal wedding, even though it was televised. Since I've watched every royal wedding I could (including the Danish Crown Prince's wedding last year), sometimes multiple times, that shows just how apathetic I am about Charles marrying Camilla. I did, however, have a look at wedding pictures on the web. Even when I'm indifferent to these things, I'm still at least curious... New pictures
Sun, 10 Apr 05 I put a number of new pictures in my Picture Gallery. You can see the details on the gallery main page. First Convicted Spammer Gets 9 Years
Sat, 09 Apr 05 A tale of customer service, justice and currency as funny as a $2 bill
Fri, 08 Apr 05 Cemetery Stock Photos
Fri, 08 Apr 05 I've just uploaded a collection of my cemetery photos to PixelOutlet. If you're interested in a nice collection of high-quality, unique stock photos with various antique cemeteries and statuary, check it out. Eventually, these will also be available for sale on this site, along with clip art and more graphics. Give me a ring sometime...
Tue, 05 Apr 05 Been a long time since I posted any Moron Mail™. I have gotten annoying and weird mail, but none of it really qualified (in my mind) for posting. Today, I got one. It's not annoying, just really bewildering... This came through the mailform for a webring for women webloggers that I manage. Please, how can I purchase the I have no idea why I would receive this. I mean, I kinda vaguely get "ring" but what on earth does it have to do with blogging or webrings? And how on earth did they end up at the homepage for a webring and think that I would, in any way, have any knowledge of such a thing? I can't remember even blogging about Prince Charles' engagement actually (I don't think I did; I don't actually care particularly, although I will take this opportunity to say I think it was nice of them to change their wedding date so that Charles and Tony Blair could attend the Pope's funeral). This is almost as good as the one I got looking for cherry print bikinis (they apparently couldn't tell the difference between Shoshanna Lonstein and shoshanna.org). I always wonder how on earth people end up sending emails to any old mailform they happen to find.... Anniversary
Mon, 04 Apr 05 Today is Andrew's and my wedding anniversary. Six years, and still happily married, thank you (and we've known each other for more than ten years). Last night we went out, totally on our own, to see a movie (The Aviator, good flick!) and have dinner (ended up at a little place called the KGB Bar, which was about as Russian as my big toe, but the food was excellent). And to celebrate the day, I thought I'd post something written by one of my favorite eccentrics: EIGHT REASONS TO MARRY AN OLDER WOMAN
2005 Britannica takeover of Wikimedia
Fri, 01 Apr 05 Pain and stuff
Fri, 01 Apr 05 I've had a fair bit of pain the past few days. Not sure why. I've got a couple of suspicions, but sometimes the pain comes without warning and for no discernable reason, so I could be way off. Anyway, I finally took some strong pain reliever today and was amazed when it took effect, because I felt SO much better. I get so used to ignoring pain that I didn't realize just how much pain I was actually IN. I did notice that I was fairly irritable, but gee, when the pain eased with the medicine, I just felt so much better... It's also past autumn equinox, which means it's probably time to start thinking about going to the doctor for anti-depressants. I'm not depressed, but I always get noticible Seasonal Affective Disorder, and I kinda lose the plot for four to six weeks around the winter solstice. If I take the anti-depressants, it's still there, but not as debilitating, so I generally just take my meds and keep taking them until I feel like I can stop taking them (some time in the spring). I might also see if the doctor can fix me up with some really strong pain reliever. I don't need it often, but when I really hurt, I really need it (and I'm quite careful with drugs, as a matter of fact). I'm also thinking strongly that I really seriously need to lose some weight. My poor old joints are in bad enough shape without dragging this extra stuff around all the time. I wouldn't go nuts with it, I'm not trying to become a size 8 or something (I've never, never ever been a size 8, except maybe when I WAS 8), but I had a dream last night in which someone told me that if I lost 50 pounds I'd feel better, and I tend to think that's probably true, so I think I'm going to check out Weight Watchers at Home... Google Gulp
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