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- B. E. Hall
A good design....
Thu, 28 Apr 05

...is a joy forever.

I have been known to bitch here about the incompetence of some so-called "web designers", i.e., folks who really don't know that they're doing and turn out all manner of crap websites while actually daring to charge people for it.

Well, today I want to reverse that.

We host and maintain a pro bono site on our server (I won't say what site for privacy reasons, but it's a cause near to my heart), and we're currently totally revamping it. It had previously been on a phpNuke setup because it's a community site with interactive features, and phpNuke had those features. However, phpNuke is a HUGE pain in the arse to customize, and it was a pain to upgrade (because there was so much custom code) and, well, the opportunity sort of arose that we could redo this client site (and they are clients, pro bono or not) with a different system and so we are. We're moving it to Mambo in case you're interested, because Mambo does everything they need, is quite robust, is really easy to customize, and, well, I just like it a lot, and it turns out you can actually import your phpNuke database into Mambo, so how cool is that?

ANYway... In the process of setting up the template for the new site, I went to this client's main site (the static website, which is on another server) and used that as the base. Someone else designed it, apparently also pro bono. Now, I've always thought the site was very attractive and well put-together, but in actually converting it for use in Mambo I have to say, whoever did the site design was good. Really good. Seriously good, as in, so good I've learned a few things from examining and adapting the code. That's not meant to sound like I'm some omnipotent goddess of web design, because I surely am not, but I do know quite a bit and it's always a really nice surprise to see excellently designed code and learn from it. Mmmmm.

So, while I'll probably never know who designed that site, I want to send them blessings and happy smiles, because their code is just so beautiful. It's a real pleasure to see competent, talented designers, let alone to take apart their code. Yay for you, whoever you are.

 
 
Sort of a review
Wed, 27 Apr 05

I just finished reading an Ann Rice novel. I'm not sure why I do this periodically. Well, yes, I do. I like some of her work. She's exquisitely good at painting a vivid picture of periods in history, and I'm quite captivated by that sometimes.

I liked Cry to Heaven, although I could have done without the graphic sex scenes which weren't, in my opinion, very sexy anyway, and the story sagged in the middle. I also liked Servant of the Bones very much, although there was a "loose end" that bothered me and which was never tied up and explained.

I might like the Mayfair Witches stories, because they're not about vampires. In fact, the book I just finished was about a Mayfair, but it wasn't "the Mayfairs". I didn't realize that it was actually pretty much a vampire story. I'm going to say it right now, I really don't much care for Ann's vampires (yeah, I know, a million Ann Rice fans are going to descend upon me in a fury, but we like what we like, what can I say?).

Partly, the very idea of being trapped on this earth in an immortal body, unable to leave... that's pretty horrible to me. The idea of immortality on earth is just... Well, let's just say that I cherish my mortality, and I'm glad to know that someday, eventually, I'll die. It's probably kind of weird, but that's how I feel about it. I'm not suicidal or anything, but the sure knowledge that eventually I will, absolutely, die, is comforting on a lot of levels.

Partly, the eroticism of drinking blood is... okay, I'm not sure if she intends it to be erotic, but I'm pretty sure she does, and if so, that's just weird. I can see it as a metaphor for loving someone "to death", but... I dunno. Vampires, even ones who only kill evildoers, that just seems pretty unappealing to me.

Anyway, the book I just read was Merrick, which, for the most part, I did enjoy. The voodoo elements were fascinating, and, as usual, the portrait the author paints of New Orleans is enticing, as are some of the descriptions she gives of other locations in the book. I can't say I was thrilled to listen to Louis being morose (as usual) or Lestat being... well, Lestat... but overall the book was all right. I kind of read them in spite of the many parts I really don't like that much, because the strength of the author's descriptions make it worth it for me.

So, well, if you're an Ann Rice fan who adores Lestat et al, I do apologize if I've offended your sensibilities. I don't hate Ann's books (I wouldn't have read more than two if that were the case), but I always come away from reading them with a sort of less-than-satisfied feeling, which is certainly subjective. I DO wish she'd write more stuff along the lines of Servant of the Bones or Memnoch the Devil (which I liked in spite of Lestat and in spite of the rather icky menstrual thing toward the end, ugh).

I think I really will have to investigate the books that deal specifically with Aaron and the Mayfair Witches. I suspect I'd like them more than the vampire ones...

 
 
That's Your Opinion
Sat, 23 Apr 05

In a discussion one day not so long ago, someone said to me, "Well, that's your opinion..."

To which I might say...

Why, yes, yes it is. I have an entire collection of them, and they're all mine. I don't necessarily think they're better than other people's opinions (although many of them are quite well-considered), and I've been known to change them when sufficient evidence persuades me to do so, but, basically, my opinions are mine, and I voice them as such.

From time to time, when I have an unformed opinion because I lack the scientific, technical, or other knowledge to form one, I will accept that the opinions of experts may be valid, and I may even repeat or cite those expert opinions, but I never claim those opinions as my own.

When I was younger and much more unsure of myself and much less able to form opinions (at least, unable to form opinions with much substance), I did, indeed, frequently take other people's opinions and claim they were my own, but now that I've lived a reasonably long time and had lots and lots of life experience both good and bad, I find that forming my own opinions is much more comfortable and satisfying, and is preferable to adopting the opinions of others (although, at times my opinions may agree in whole or in part with those of others, through coincidence, shared life experiences, or other means).

Yes, it is my opinion. And your point is?

 
 
Far out!
Wed, 20 Apr 05
You Belong in 1970
1970


If you scored...

1950 - 1959: You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in!

1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too.

1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all!

1980 - 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day.

1990 - 1999: With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good!

 
 
The Unnatural Enquirer
Wed, 20 Apr 05

Perspiring Minds Want To Know!

I was particularly amused by Evil on a Budget: How to threaten the free world on fifty dollars a day

 
 
Movable Type Caution
Wed, 20 Apr 05

Okay, our server was compromised yesterday and after doing a lot of log analysis and other stuff, it seems they somehow managed to run a script on or through mt-comments.cgi, despite the fact that I've installed the plugin to prevent spam being sent through it, and despite the fact that no blog has it enabled (as far as I'm aware).

I've done a Google search on this and so far I can't find any references to any security issues, but it may be a new exploit.

Anyway, it might be a good idea to rename your mt-comments.cgi to something else, if you use MT. Even if comments aren't enabled and you've installed the plugin thingy patch, there may be a vulnerability there, and better safe than sorry.

 
 
Movable Type Caution
Wed, 20 Apr 05

Okay, our server was compromised yesterday and after doing a lot of log analysis and other stuff, it seems they somehow managed to run a script on or through mt-comments.cgi, despite the fact that I've installed the plugin to prevent spam being sent through it, and despite the fact that no blog has it enabled (as far as I'm aware).

I've done a Google search on this and so far I can't find any references to any security issues, but it may be a new exploit.

Anyway, it might be a good idea to rename your mt-comments.cgi to something else, if you use MT. Even if comments aren't enabled and you've installed the plugin thingy patch, there may be a vulnerability there, and better safe than sorry.

 
 
Movable Type Caution
Wed, 20 Apr 05

Okay, our server was compromised yesterday and after doing a lot of log analysis and other stuff, it seems they somehow managed to run a script on or through mt-comments.cgi, despite the fact that I've installed the plugin to prevent spam being sent through it, and despite the fact that no blog has it enabled (as far as I'm aware).

I've done a Google search on this and so far I can't find any references to any security issues, but it may be a new exploit.

Anyway, it might be a good idea to rename your mt-comments.cgi to something else, if you use MT. Even if comments aren't enabled and you've installed the plugin thingy patch, there may be a vulnerability there, and better safe than sorry.

 
 
CDC: Dangers of being overweight overstated
Wed, 20 Apr 05

Being overweight is nowhere near as big a killer as the government thought, ranking No. 7 instead of No. 2 among the nation's leading preventable causes of death, according to a startling new calculation from the CDC.

 
 
A curse on whomever did this
Tue, 19 Apr 05

I really did put a curse on the script kiddy who managed to screw up our web partition. If some things on this domain are a little odd (such as the several missing albums in the photo gallery) and other of our domains are not available, this is why. We're cleaning up the considerable damage done by a malicious script kiddy, who will, I hope, rot in the eternal torment of a self-constructed hell.

 
 
I have a life, and there are photos to prove it
Sun, 17 Apr 05

I just uploaded a number of new pictures to my Picture Gallery. Details there as to what was added and where.

 
 
LOL!
Sat, 16 Apr 05

It's pretty rare that I actually find spam funny, but just now in my spam filter I saw this:

Makes you great in bed. Now all you have to do is get laid.
 
 
Two new quotes....
Wed, 13 Apr 05

...both by Robert A. Heinlein:

Nursing does not diminish the beauty of a womans breasts; it enhances their charm by making them look lived in and happy.
- Robert A. Heinlein
 
"Most people can't think, most of the remainder won't think, the small fraction who do think mostly can't do it very well. The extremely tiny fraction who think regularly, accurately, creatively, and without self-delusion- in the long run these are the only people who count..."
- Robert A. Heinlein
 
 
 
Like I'm hoarding secret information or something?
Tue, 12 Apr 05

First, please take a few minutes and go and visit my unicorns site. It's not too terribly big, won't take you long to check it out. Just take note of the information there and the various links. Okay? I'll wait.

Done? Okay. Now. Read this email:

hi do you have any infoon if unicorns
where proven to be real or if they were
just a myth and info on what history
and the bible say about unicorns? if
you could give me some web sites that
would be great!

Note that the unicorn site DOES have links, including a link to an entire essay on the unicorn in the King James version of the Bible, and a whole page of links to external sites, AND that I say right on the main page what my opinion is of the physical reality of unicorns.

I get mail like this periodically. I just wonder what they think... Do they believe I've got a vault of top secret evidence for or against the physical reality of unicorns and that if they just email me, I'll share the docutments with them? Do they not know how to follow a link? Do they not know how to READ?!

I'm just wondering...

 
 
New Licenseware Template: Wedding Pearls
Tue, 12 Apr 05

I don't work with photographs that much, but the one I used for my latest page template release was just too pretty to resist.

The design is called Wedding Pearls, by the way.

 
 
Alleged email spammer raided in Perth
Mon, 11 Apr 05

A Perth company suspected of bombarding computers across the country with tens of millions of spam emails has been raided by officers from the Australian Communications Authority (ACA).
 
ACA inspectors seized the contents of computer hard drives and other material at the firm - which has not been named - as part of the investigation under the federal anti-spam legislation.

 
 
Royal Wedding
Sun, 10 Apr 05

I admit it, I was a Diana (as in "princess") fan. Yes, I know she was a very dysfunctional person, and she had some huge personality flaws, but maybe that's part of why I liked her. When she died, I cried and cried (although, let's face it, I was rather seriously mentally ill at that time, so that was part of why I cried so much, as my emotions were so very raw then).

So when Charles finally married the woman he's been unable to keep his hands off, despite both of them being married to other people, I wasn't particularly interested. I do see the romance of it, with them finally being able to be together in every way after all these years, yadda yadda yadda, but really, I don't care that much one way or the other.

I didn't watch the royal wedding, even though it was televised. Since I've watched every royal wedding I could (including the Danish Crown Prince's wedding last year), sometimes multiple times, that shows just how apathetic I am about Charles marrying Camilla.

I did, however, have a look at wedding pictures on the web. Even when I'm indifferent to these things, I'm still at least curious...

 
 
New pictures
Sun, 10 Apr 05

I put a number of new pictures in my Picture Gallery. You can see the details on the gallery main page.

 
 
First Convicted Spammer Gets 9 Years
Sat, 09 Apr 05

He was once considered among the top 10 spammers in the world, using the Internet to peddle pornography and sham products and services like the "FedEx refunding processor," prosecutors say. Convicted in the nation's first felony case against illegal spamming, Jeremy Jaynes, 30, on Friday was sentenced to nine years in prison for bombarding Internet users with the junk e-mails.

 
 
A tale of customer service, justice and currency as funny as a $2 bill
Fri, 08 Apr 05

Put yourself in Mike Bolesta's place. On the morning of Feb. 20, he buys a new radio-CD player for his 17-year-old son Christopher's car. He pays the $114 installation charge with 57 crisp new $2 bills, which, when last observed, were still considered legitimate currency in the United States proper. The $2 bills are Bolesta's idea of payment, and his little comic protest, too.
 
For this, Bolesta, Baltimore County resident, innocent citizen, owner of Capital City Student Tours, finds himself under arrest.
 
Finds himself, in front of a store full of customers at the Best Buy on York Road in Lutherville, locked into handcuffs and leg irons.
 
Finds himself transported to the Baltimore County lockup in Cockeysville, where he's handcuffed to a pole for three hours while the U.S. Secret Service is called into the case.
 
Have a nice day, Mike.

 
 
Cemetery Stock Photos
Fri, 08 Apr 05

I've just uploaded a collection of my cemetery photos to PixelOutlet. If you're interested in a nice collection of high-quality, unique stock photos with various antique cemeteries and statuary, check it out.

Eventually, these will also be available for sale on this site, along with clip art and more graphics.

 
 
Give me a ring sometime...
Tue, 05 Apr 05

Been a long time since I posted any Moron Mail™. I have gotten annoying and weird mail, but none of it really qualified (in my mind) for posting. Today, I got one. It's not annoying, just really bewildering...

This came through the mailform for a webring for women webloggers that I manage.

Please, how can I purchase the

copy of Parker Bowles ring. can

you give me info. I live in US

I have no idea why I would receive this. I mean, I kinda vaguely get "ring" but what on earth does it have to do with blogging or webrings? And how on earth did they end up at the homepage for a webring and think that I would, in any way, have any knowledge of such a thing? I can't remember even blogging about Prince Charles' engagement actually (I don't think I did; I don't actually care particularly, although I will take this opportunity to say I think it was nice of them to change their wedding date so that Charles and Tony Blair could attend the Pope's funeral).

This is almost as good as the one I got looking for cherry print bikinis (they apparently couldn't tell the difference between Shoshanna Lonstein and shoshanna.org).

I always wonder how on earth people end up sending emails to any old mailform they happen to find....

 
 
Anniversary
Mon, 04 Apr 05

Today is Andrew's and my wedding anniversary. Six years, and still happily married, thank you (and we've known each other for more than ten years).

Last night we went out, totally on our own, to see a movie (The Aviator, good flick!) and have dinner (ended up at a little place called the KGB Bar, which was about as Russian as my big toe, but the food was excellent).

And to celebrate the day, I thought I'd post something written by one of my favorite eccentrics:

EIGHT REASONS TO MARRY AN OLDER WOMAN
By: Benjamin Franklin

  1. Because they have more knowledge of the world, and their minds are better stored with observations, their conversation is more improving, and more lastingly agreeable.
  2. Because when women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their influence over men, they supply the diminution of beauty by an augmentation of utility. They learn to do a thousand services, small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old woman who is not a good woman.
  3. Because there is no hazard of children, which irregularly produced may be attended with much inconvenience.
  4. Because through more experience they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an intrigue to prevent suspicion. The commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your reputation; and with regard to theirs, if the affair should happen to be known, considerate people might be rather inclined to excuse an old woman, who would kindly take care of a young man, form his manners by her good councils, and prevent his ruining his health and fortune among mercenary prostitutes.
  5. Because in every animal that walks upright, the deficiency of the fluids that fill the muscles appears first in the highest part. The face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the neck; then the breast and arms; the lower parts continuing to the last as plump as ever; so that covering all above with a basket, and regarding only what is below the girdle, it is impossible of two women to know an old one from a young one. And as in the dark all cats are grey, the pleasure of corporal enjoyment with an old woman is at least equal and frequently superior; every Knack being by Practice capable of improvement.
  6. Because the sin is less. The debauching of a virgin may be her ruin, and make her life unhappy.
  7. Because the compunction is less. Though having made a young girl miserable may give you frequent bitter reflections; none of which can attend making an old woman happy
  8. & lastly. They are so grateful!
Source: Advice to a Young Man (Philadelphia, June 25, 1745).
 
 
2005 Britannica takeover of Wikimedia
Fri, 01 Apr 05

On April 1, 2005, Encyclopædia Britannica - The Slightly Less Than Free Encyclopædia announced its immediate hostile takeover of the Wikimedia Foundation and all of its projects, including Wikipedia (now called Wikipædia), Wikimedia, Wikisource, Wikibooks, and Wikiporn (now called "Wikipournne").
 
The agreement reportly included a $140 million severance package for each of the five members on the Wikimedia Foundation Board of Directors. Wikimedia founder Jimbo Wales, giving a brief statement to the National Enquirer from his Maui survivalist compound that he shares with domestic partner Larry "Bud" Melman, was reported to be "extremely pleased" with the agreement. Internal Britannica discussions with investors indicate discomfort that "the Wikipedia wasn't that free an encyclopedia after all."

 
 
Pain and stuff
Fri, 01 Apr 05

I've had a fair bit of pain the past few days. Not sure why. I've got a couple of suspicions, but sometimes the pain comes without warning and for no discernable reason, so I could be way off.

Anyway, I finally took some strong pain reliever today and was amazed when it took effect, because I felt SO much better. I get so used to ignoring pain that I didn't realize just how much pain I was actually IN. I did notice that I was fairly irritable, but gee, when the pain eased with the medicine, I just felt so much better...

It's also past autumn equinox, which means it's probably time to start thinking about going to the doctor for anti-depressants. I'm not depressed, but I always get noticible Seasonal Affective Disorder, and I kinda lose the plot for four to six weeks around the winter solstice. If I take the anti-depressants, it's still there, but not as debilitating, so I generally just take my meds and keep taking them until I feel like I can stop taking them (some time in the spring).

I might also see if the doctor can fix me up with some really strong pain reliever. I don't need it often, but when I really hurt, I really need it (and I'm quite careful with drugs, as a matter of fact).

I'm also thinking strongly that I really seriously need to lose some weight. My poor old joints are in bad enough shape without dragging this extra stuff around all the time. I wouldn't go nuts with it, I'm not trying to become a size 8 or something (I've never, never ever been a size 8, except maybe when I WAS 8), but I had a dream last night in which someone told me that if I lost 50 pounds I'd feel better, and I tend to think that's probably true, so I think I'm going to check out Weight Watchers at Home...

 
 
Google Gulp
Fri, 01 Apr 05

At Google our mission is to organize the world's information and make it useful and accessible to our users. But any piece of information's usefulness derives, to a depressing degree, from the cognitive ability of the user who's using it. That's why we're pleased to announce Google Gulp (BETA)™ with Auto-Drink™ (LIMITED RELEASE), a line of "smart drinks" designed to maximize your surfing efficiency by making you more intelligent, and less thirsty.