WTF?! I Wanted An iPhone!!! Song

I had to listen to this more than once in order to absorb it. I was amazed by the astounding lack of gratitude and appreciation, sense of entitlement, and just plain self-absorbed narcissism. I should note, the lyrics are NSFW (so, don’t listen if you’re offended by the F-word, okay? Okay.)

And people wonder why I sometimes despair for the future of humanity…