The Pope and Tiger Woods

The Pope and Tiger Woods die on the same day, and because of an administrative mix up, the Pope went to hell and Tiger Woods went to heaven. The Pope explains the situation to the administrative clerk in hell, and after checking the paperwork, the clerk sees and admits that … Continue reading

Daily Tweets (2010-02-24)

448 spam messages in my collective spam can(s) today. Spammers were busy little bastards! # Ache ALL over. Took aspirin and also Panadol and still feel like crap. Not even caffeine and/or chocolate helps. Yikes. # Ugh. Wasn't planning on it, but I think I'm going to have to go … Continue reading

Daily Tweets (2010-02-20)

Just asked Miranda for a hug and she did that eye-rolling, stiff-body, "my mum is so annoying" thing. I had to laugh out loud. # Server appears to be under attack again. Wish we could figure out WTF is up with that. # Server is back. Very, very weird. # … Continue reading

Shared Links (2010.02.19)

Shared Links (via my Google Reader RSS Feed): Robert Pattinson Is The Dreamiest Pillow You’ll Ever Sleep On…Or With (PHOTO) Autism Blog – Measles Vaccine Prevents Autism? « Left Brain/Right Brain The 9 Douchiest Things John Mayer Has Ever Said Is the Washer Eating Your Socks? -Missing Socks Form One … Continue reading