Men with big hoses, revisited

A clever person shared this with me, regarding my post about men with big hoses:

Here’s my thoughts- the whole premise was “the most passionate lovers are the men with big hoses.” Based on the two descriptions, a firemen vs. a gardener, I’ve come to the following conclusion: a gardener offers entertainment to almost everyone who wants to take a peek whereas a firemen is offering help to those in need…. which do you think would be the better?

An interesting thought. And lest we forget D.H. Lawrence and his infamous and often-banned Lady Chatterley’s Lover (in which the hunky gardener’s hose is never mentioned specifically, though it’s strongly implied that Lady Chatterley is quite enamoured of the gardener’s equipment).