There’s a guy in a bar, very drunk and getting drunker. He’s obviously agitated and keeps muttering to himself. Eventually, he throws his head back and shouts at the top of his lungs, “All lawyers are ar$eholes!”
In the back of the bar is a man in a nicely tailored suit who has been nursing a drink for a while. When he hears the drunk’s outburst, his face turns red and he puts down his drink and gets up and walks over to the drunk.
“You take that back right now!” the man demands of the drunk.
“Oh, yeah?” the drunk answers. “Why? You gonna sue me, lawyer boy?”
“Hey, I’m not a lawyer!” the guy shouts back. “I’m an ar$sehole!”
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