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An audience participation game, in which half the quotes are by Hitler and half are by Kayne, and the audience has to guess who said it. Not as easy a you might think!

A clever person shared this with me, regarding my post about men with big hoses: Here’s my thoughts- the whole premise was “the most passionate lovers are the men with big hoses.” Based on the two descriptions, a firemen vs. a gardener, I’ve come to the following conclusion: a gardener offers entertainment to almost everyone Continue reading →

Andrew and I generally keep open a chat window during the day, as we’re both online for most of the day (no, his employer doesn’t care). Sometimes, we share amusing or interesting spam titles that turn up in our spam filters. This is a conversation we had today on that very topic. HE: The most Continue reading →

Buy Gold & Silver…

I just finished reading a book called Julian’s Cell:The Earthly Story of Julian of Norwich by Ralph Milton. It’s a delightful read for anyone who enjoys historical fiction, and particularly good for those who have an interest in Christian mysticism and/or mystics of the Middle Ages. The book is an imagined account of the life Continue reading →

There’s a guy in a bar, very drunk and getting drunker. He’s obviously agitated and keeps muttering to himself. Eventually, he throws his head back and shouts at the top of his lungs, “All lawyers are ar$eholes!” In the back of the bar is a man in a nicely tailored suit who has been nursing Continue reading →