I be a fine wench, yarr!

Aye, we be talkin’ like pirates here on the scurvy side of the International Dateline, arrgh. Me first mate’s first words to me today were, “Arrgh, wench!” What a fine way to be awakin’ yer woman, eh? Yarrr!

What’s that? You don’t know what this is about? Yarr! ‘Tis International Talk Like a Pirate Day! So, talk like a pirate, or ye’ll walk the plank, ye scurvy dogs! Yarr!