Actual spam subject line: Forget about bad mood and be in a good mood all the time.

Hmm. Actually, that’s pretty good advice.

Actual spam subject line: With a giant instrument you will feel a more important man.

So that’s why John Philip Sousa invented the href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sousaphone">sousaphone!

Actual spam subject line: I searching for new friends.

And an appropriate linking verb.

Actual spam subject line: HELLO OFFICIAL WINNING NOTIFICATION

Goodbye common sense!

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