419 Scammer Work of Hilarity

I don’t normally pay any attention to the Nigerian scam emails I get. I just report them and get on with my life. But this one really caught my attention. I love how FedEx uses Gmail and has lost contact with the sender via Western Union and calls on the name love of God and the Spirit of the Lord…. This was obviously written by a truly, TRULY clueless scammer. I hope and pray that nobody would be stupid enough to fall for this one (which is why I’ve removed any/all contact information), but it was such an amusing read, I just had to share it.

GFedEx Courier Head Office
70 International Airport Road
& nbsp; Mafoluku, Lagos.
Email: fedex.serviceXXX_@googlemail.com
Tel:.+234-808-102-XXX_
Attention’ Attention”Attention”’
CLAIM NOTIFICATION.
This is to notify you that your parcel is still in our possession,this parcel
contained an International Cashier Bank Draft/Cheque worth the sum of
$750,000.00 dollars only and it is ready for delivery to your door step.
Meanwhile, before the delivery or shipment will take place,you are advice to
send to us the following datas mention below:

1.Your Name …….
2.Address …………
3.Telephone ……..

The above requested informations will enable us deliver your parcel correctly
without any mistake or delivering your parcel to a wrong person.Furthermore,you
might be asking yourself how comes this email,cheque or draft,Anyway,your
cheque was brought to this office by a Lottery Fudiciary Agent Or Claim
Agent,signifying that you are a rightfull winner to their Lottery Award
selected randomly from 10 lucky email addresses which your email address is one
of the lucky email address.

FedEx Courier Service Company mailing you as per your parcel that was brought
to this company to be delivered to you by lottery groups, along the delivery
process that brought a misunderstanding between you and the lottey claim agent
and in regards of their request as per their insurance certificate cost and tax
fee which happened to be the course of your parcel being pending for the past
months/one year.

Meanwhile we are hereby happy to inform you that the FedEx Courier Service
Company has finalized everything with the nicon insurance company of Nigeria
and the internal revenue office as the company organization has also listed 24
valuable parcels to be intact in their office after the released of the parcels
from the nicon insurance company and internal revenue office.
We are happy to inform you once again that your parcel that contains the sum of
$750,000.00 dollars is among the 24 parcels listed which is now in our office
and also with your name as the receiver despise that we lost your private
residential addresss, which is an indication that you can now re-send your
residential address,telephone as stated above back to the United company where
your parcel can be delivered to you without hesitation with this e-mail
(fedex.service****_@googlemail.com)

Meanwhile remember that the sender of this parcel to you that the fudiciary
agent still owes this company the sum of $140.00USD before incident occurs,
know you that this company has spend out of their incomes in the process by
recovery back your parcel.So dear customer we once again appreciate your
patronage in our favour.

Without hesitations you are to pay for just the balance left by your sender
since we have lost his contact.via western union so that your parcel can be
delivered to your residential address before it accumulate a demurrage after
one week only,as you know your parcel is not just an ordinary parcel but with a
huge amount and I think you understand what I mean by accumulating a demurrage?
Which you will not allow to happen to your recovery parcel that almost gone if
not for the love that the good god have for you by favoring you with his favour
because it was god who did it not by your power but by the spirit say the lord.
We assure you that your parcel will arrive at your country in two days time and
it will get to your door step the third day as soon as this company receive the
balance left by your sender and the tracking number of your parce l will be
sent to you via e-mail immediately so that you can track it yourself to see
your parcel coming on the way and you will also know when it will arrive at
your country because we operate in trust and loyalty in your favour.

And also the FedEx Courier Service Company is hereby to inform all their
customers by eradicating all their communication with the scam mails that are
going all-over the world be careful with their e-mails so that your parcel will
not be in danger with their evil planes. FedEx Courier Service Company provides
access to a growing global market place through a network of supply chain,
transportation, business and related information services.

PAYMENT INFORMATION OFFICE .
RECIEVERS NAME—— Mr Dele Charles
SENDERS NAME——-
SENDERS COUNTRY—–
RECIEVERS COUNTRY—-LAGOS NIGERIA AFRICA.
TEXT QUESTION————WHAT FOR?
TEXT ANSWER—————.DELIVERY
AMOUNT TO BE PAID———$140
MTCN NUMBER………………….

Please you ahve to send the full payment information including the MTCN Number
for we to fully proceed on your delivery
FedEx is one of the world’s great success stories, the start-up that
revolutionized the delivery of packages and information. In the past 30 years,
we’ve grown up and grown into a diverse family of companies a FedEx that’s
bigger, stronger, better than ever. Call me: Tel:.+234-802-209-1645
WAITING TO READ YOUR E-MAIL.

YOURS AFFECTIONATLY.
MR.EVAN PIPER
fedex_serviceXXX_@yahoo.it
Tel:.+234-808-102-XXX_
FEDEX COURIER SERVICE MANAGING DIRECTOR..
N/B:
SEND ALL THE REQUESTED INFORMATION TO : fedex.service****_@googlemail.com AND CALL Tel:.+234-808-102-XXX_