Why kill the unicorn? Posted on Fri 30 May 2008 So, you want to catch a unicorn. As we all know, the unicorn is a swift and fierce beast, not to be caught by ordinary means. But there is a way: find a pure and virgin girl, sit her down in unicorn habitat, hide in the bushes clutching your spear, and wait. A unicorn will come along, and charmed by the girl’s purity, will lie down with its head in her lap. Once the unicorn is nicely settled in and comfy, you leap out of the bushes and slaughter the beast. No wonder there are so few unicorns left in the wild. But why kill the unicorn? Wouldn’t a live unicorn give you more bragging rights than a bloody corpse? Share/Bookmark Some (probably) related posts: Like I’m hoarding secret information or something?
Why kill the unicorn?
So, you want to catch a unicorn. As we all know, the unicorn is a swift and fierce beast, not to be caught by ordinary means. But there is a way: find a pure and virgin girl, sit her down in unicorn habitat, hide in the bushes clutching your spear, and wait. A unicorn will come along, and charmed by the girl’s purity, will lie down with its head in her lap. Once the unicorn is nicely settled in and comfy, you leap out of the bushes and slaughter the beast.
No wonder there are so few unicorns left in the wild.
But why kill the unicorn? Wouldn’t a live unicorn give you more bragging rights than a bloody corpse?
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