A cabbie picks up a fare, a nun, near Kings Cross in Sydney. The nun gets into the cab, and notices that the very handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring at her.
He replies, ‘I have a question but I don’t what to offend you’.
The nun answers: ‘My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.’
‘Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.’
The nun responds, ‘Well, let’s see what we can do about that. First, though, you have to be single and secondly, you must be a Catholic.’
The cab driver is very excited and says: ‘Yes, I’m single and Catholic!’
‘Okay, then’, the nun says. ‘Pull into the next alley.’
The nun fulfills the cab driver’s fantasy with a kiss that would make a whore blush. When they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
‘My dear child,’ says the nun, ‘why are you crying?’
”Forgive me, sister! I lied to you! I’m married and I’m Jewish.’
The nun answers, ‘That’s okay. My name is actually Kevin and I’m going to a fancy dress party.’
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