Gee, why didn’t I?

So Miranda came up to me and said, “Mum, why didn’t you go to university to learn how to do something?”

To which I replied, “I did!”

Her father just laughed, but then he pointed out that not only had I gone to university and learned many useful and interesting things, I’d had a number of skilled jobs, and I knew a lot of useful things that I’d taught myself.

But he still laughed…