So anyway…

I’m burning patchouli incense. Haven’t smelled it for years and years. Wow. I just want to wear tie dye and leather fringe and maybe do macramé. Far out.

(Note: EXTREMELY funny, may cause outbursts of laughter, but be warned, has a naughty word in it – Samuel L. Jackson, you can guess the word, I think) And if you found that funny:

Well, I just came from the doctor. Seems I have a gallstone. The good news is that it’s mobile. The bad news is that I’m going to have to have my gallbladder surgically removed. I’m told that it’s keyhole surgery these days, and I do have private health cover, but still. Having one’s body invaded Continue reading →

Literally, a Weblog, is all about misuse of the word literally. Look out for those homosexual steamrollers and tennis players that shed rust (does that hurt, do you think?).

When Silly Walks go EXtreme…

A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see a fortune-teller’s tent. Thinking it would be good for a laugh, he went inside and sat down. “Ah…” said the woman as she gazed into her crystal ball. “I see you are the father of two children.” “That’s what you think,” said the Continue reading →