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A rather inhibited engineer finally splurged on a luxury cruise to the Caribbean. It was the “craziest” thing he had ever done in his life. Just as he was beginning to enjoy himself, a hurricane roared upon the huge ship, capsizing it like a child’s toy. Somehow the engineer, desperately hanging on to a life Continue reading →

An elderly couple are sitting at home watching television and enjoying a cup of tea. After a while, the man gets up to take his empty cup to the kitchen. “Would you get me a bowl of ice cream while you’re up?” the woman asks. “Yes, okay. Ice cream,” he nods. “With strawberries. Should I Continue reading →

I’m listening to Damn Yankees. Dunno how many people remember them, but the band had former members of Styx, Night Ranger, and also Ted Nugent. It’s very 80s hair band type rock. At the moment I’m listening to Bad Reputation, which is quite overtly sexual in that 80s rock kind of way. No subtlety at Continue reading →

Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop, where the redhead sees her boyfriend in a florist. The redhead sighs and says, “Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again.” The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, “You don’t like getting flowers from your Continue reading →

Brilliant animation. Very disturbing, but brilliant. Baginski – Fallen Art – video powered by Metacafe

Q: What’s the difference between a wallaby and a kangaroo? A: One plays rugby league, and the other plays rugby union.