I’m going to have to put a CAPCHA (Completely Automated Public Turing Test to Tell Computers and Humans Apart) on my mailforms. I keep getting automated spam for all kinds of complete crap. I’ve started banning IP addresses (because my mailform tells me the precise IP address the mail came from, making it easy to do), but I can’t keep doing that indefinitely.
It’s ticking me off, it really is.
And it’s not even that my mail isn’t filtered, because it certainly is. It’s that when I see the header from a mailform I instantly recognize it and, previously, I was able to know what it was about AND that it wasn’t spam. Now I can tell it’s spam (because they’re idiots and make it obvious even before I’ve opened the message), but it’s caught in my spam trap or something and I have to retrieve it. These idiot moron sleaze bastards are robbing me of my most precious commodity, time. They’re also stealing something I can’t really afford to lose, and that’s patience (I’ve got precious little of that and I need it, dammit).
So, I hereby put a curse on anyone and everyone who sends spam through any of my mailforms. May the annoyance and irritation that you willfully inflict on others return to you threefold. So be it. (Hey, it could work.)
