Well, this was a new experience. Today I got breath tested for sobriety. It was a random thing, I just happened to be where they were doing the testing (I wonder how many drunks they catch at 1:15 in the afternoon, but it might really surprise me).
It took several tries to get the thing right and to figure out how to blow properly. Apparently I was putting my tongue and lips on the pipe a bit too much. Nuff said about that, I think. *ahem*
Oh, but the good news is… I was sober! (That is just a joke, of course. I haven’t had a drink of anything alcoholic in months and I certainly am not in the habit of drinking in the middle of the day, and even if I were, I would never drink when I was going to drive.)
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