Monthly Archives: June 2005

Granuloma

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Well, I’ve had a sore toe for weeks now. It started as your normal, boring old ingrown toenail, which I don’t get often, but every now and then have trouble with. This time, it was caused by letting my toenails get too long, which put unusual pressure on the edges … Continue reading →

Google Ads

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A while back I posted a funny little screencap image of a Google ad that stated that you could buy “New and Used Ground Beef” on eBay (eeeuuuwww). Well, today I found out that I’m actually for sale on eBay. That’s right, folks, just saw this one (in my photo … Continue reading →

Honesty

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Lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer. In a trial in a small southern American town, the prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grand-motherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?” She … Continue reading →

Internet Lottery Frauds and Email Scams

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Written by a witty person who only got three hours of sleep (and gave permission to share this with anyone and everyone): The Flash Fortune Lotto Scam – the link will take you to an exact copy of what I got in the email today: Lottery Scam There are some … Continue reading →