So anyway…

Just got this in my spam trap: (NOT A SPAM) TURN $6 INTO $600000 IN 15 WEEKS But it’s not spam….

A Los Angeles man who used other people’s wi-fi networks to send thousands of unsolicited adult-themed e-mails from his car pleaded guilty to a single felony Monday, in what prosecutors say is the first criminal conviction under the federal CAN-SPAM Act.

I’m watching The Simpsons, and on the show somone announced, “Please rise for our national anthem,” and in my mind, I anticipated the opening bars of Advance Australia Fair. When it turned out to be The Star Spangled Banner, I was actually momentarily startled, the way you are when you take a sip from a Continue reading →

DEAR SIR/MADAM, THIS IS A PERSONAL EMAIL T0 YOU ONLY. I AM THE SON OF SPAM SPADE, THE FORMER LOAN OFFICER OF NIGERIA, WHO WAS KILLED BY A RUSSIAN LADY WHO WANTS TO MEET YOU. HIS MORTGAGE RATES WERE SUPERB, BUT HIS PENIS WAS TOO SHORT, SO HE ORDERED 60,000,000 VIAGRA PILLS AND BEFORE HE Continue reading →

Don’t be surprised if missing that cup of morning coffee gives you a headache or makes it difficult to concentrate at work. (Well, DUH, what will they find out next, that water is wet and the sun is very, very hot?)