So anyway…

even a mouse knows success requires action
a mouse takes action

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Is Bill Gates offering big bucks to track your email? On the trail of the most forwarded hoax in Internet history

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Ooowwwwwwwwww!!! My knee hurts!!! It’s the one I dislocated all those years ago (1978, it was) and later had to have surgically repaired (that was in 1980). It hasn’t bothered me in ages, but today it just hurts like crazy. I have no idea why. Maybe I exercised a little too vigorously yesterday, but my exercise device thingy (one of those airwalker deals) is normally really super easy on my joints (which is why I got it to begin with). Possibly I slept with my knee in an uncomfortable or constricted position, or maybe it’s the weather (sudden sharp air pressure changes can cause pain, but that has bothered me only rarely since I came to Melbourne).
Basically, I don’t know what caused or triggered it. I only know it HURTS.

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Mattel must pay nearly $2 million to artist who parodied Barbie; reimbursement for legal fees

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I can’t decide if I like Titanic or The Shining better….

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Andrew always brings the mail in when he comes home and tonight he came in with a new magazine for the National Gallery of Victoria (we’re members), a bill from Telstra (for my cable internet), and then he opened an envelope and said, “Guess what I have here?” and produced…. The Tickets.

You know, the ones to see my favorite band of all time (the Eagles, in case you haven’t been paying attention). I may have to scan them…

The Gallery magazine, by the way, smells REALLY nice. It’s a high-quality glossy magazine and the ink smells wonderful. Mmmmmmm. Andrew thought I was a little loopy, sitting there smelling the pages, but then I flipped them under his nose and he understood…

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The Yorkshire graffiti artist known universally as Moose has what he believes is a cast-iron defence against accusations of urban vandalism.
 
He has devised a brand of street art which not only livens up city streets, but removes grime in the process. His method is to take any dirty inner-city wall or pavement, place a template over it and scrub the concrete clean, revealing an image as sharp as any spray paint which fades with time.
[...]
The source of the trouble has been a rather unfathomable message in 3ftletters for Smirnoff’s “Lyriquid perfection” campaign, condemned by Gerry Harper, a Leeds councillor, as “sheer vandalism”. Moose counters that he should not be prosecuted “for cleaning the walls”. But Leeds City Council insists his work is illegal because any advertiser needs a permit. The Crown Prosecution Service says he may have been in breach of last year’s Anti-Social Behaviour Act.

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enjoy life
Just take a look
you happy? swirly
funnystuff.
Bed Of Roses
Freedom at last

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I don’t understand people like you. Well, no. That’s not true. Fact is, I do understand, because at one time in my screwed-up, mentally ill and emotionally disordered past, I was just as manipulative as you are, I was just as much of a liar, and I was just as much of a whack job as you appear to be.

You’ll probably never fully understand the amount of hurt and damage you’ve done, but believe me, it will come back to you. What goes around does, indeed, come around. And when it comes around for the stuff you’ve done, it’s going to knock you on your pathetic arse.

I don’t personally hold any anger, and believe it or not, I have compassion, because I’ve been that low and done things just as horrible, but… Well, time will tell, as they say. And what goes around truly does come around. You’ll find that out for yourself eventually.

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*ahem*

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Yeah, I’m really going to fall for that and open it…

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