Air Speed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow

As a shameless and long time Monty Python fan, I found Estimating the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow most amusing.

And as a bonus, the page even addresses the question, “What is the capital of Assyria?” Now I can cross the Bridge of Death secure in the knowledge that I’ll probably survive.

Woohoo! Holy Grail, here I come!