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The District Court document is an amusing and profane look at the world’s favorite four-letter word, from its origins in 1500 to today’s frequent use of the term by Eminem, Chris Rock, and Lenny Kravitz.

I just read a statement from someone (an American, in case you wondered) regarding crime and punishment. He stated that he thinks the law should LITERALLY impose exact “punishment” upon wrongdoers. You know, literally do the “eye for an eye” thing (which, by the way, was meant as a limitation, not necessarily as an absolute Continue reading →

The descriptions that accompany this collection of illustrations from the 1950s had me laughing until I had tears in my eyes. Mind you, the illustrations are very, very odd, bordering on fetish. Okay, not bordering on. The “artist” (and I use that term loosely) had some serious fixations with women whose underpants suddenly fall down Continue reading →

According to a spam I just reported (it was caught in my filter, bwahahah): INCREASE YOUR SPERM VOLUME UP TO 300 % Bonni Well… 300% of zero is zero, so I guess they really could increase my sperm volume to that level… (Isn’t math weird?)

Companies that are major users of telemarketing calls are preparing to shift efforts to e-mail and direct mail once a new federal “do-not-call” list takes effect in October, according to a published report.

Citing the need to safeguard “America’s most vital institutions and politicians” against potentially devastating attacks, President Bush asked Congress to sign off Monday on a $30 billion funding package to help fight the ongoing War On Criticism.   “Sadly, the threat of criticism is still with us,” Bush told members of Congress during a 2 Continue reading →