A man dies and ascends to Heaven, and is very surprised to find the Heavenly Gates tended by none other than Santa Claus.
“I thought Saint Peter was the gatekeeper,” the man said, obviously confused.
“Ho, ho, ho,” Santa replied. “Yes, that’s his job, but he’s on vacation. I’m filling in for him.”
Before the man can reply, Santa adds with a wink, “But don’t you worry… I know who’s been naughty and who’s been nice.”
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